New Music Videos: Bank$, Ciara, Luda

April 21, 2010

Ciara ft. Ludacris – Ride

Sex with Ciara = torture/ high risk of injury to the nads / ride of a lifetime?

Lloyd Banks – Bomb First

Rihanna’s Robotic threesome

March 5, 2010

Here is a detailed description of how Rihanna got down with two robots at a German award show.
Step 1: Self pleasuring

Step 2: As my boy “Dastranger” likes to call it “pinky in the booty”

Step 3: Facial

No need to thank me for hooking you up with amazing mental images of Rihanna.

Tiger woods says F the media

February 19, 2010

Tiger woods apologizes to everyone that was impacted by his affairs and behavior, say’s he’s not sure when he’ll return to golf, but does want to return.

Caught Stuntin

February 3, 2010

Regulatin hoe’s errday

Still trying to figure out if this is the new thing to do or the reason society frowns on urban cultures.

Great moments in Facebook history

January 10, 2010

Dude announces to the world he got laid, and mom likes it. EPIC.

Pimpin at an Higher Level, according to the prince of Brunei

January 7, 2010

This spring Plume will publish Jillian Lauren’s memoir Some Girls: My Life in a Harem, about the 18 months she spent as one of Prince Jefri of Brunei’s playthings-for-hire. At 18, when Lauren was an NYU theater school dropout, a “casting director” offered her $20,000 to party with a rich businessman and a bunch of other young American lovelies for two weeks.

Soon after Lauren found herself on a plane to Brunei, where she spend 18 months in the 40-girl harem of Prince Jefri, the Sultan of Brunei’s younger brother and owner of famed hotels like the New York Palace and Hotel Bel-Air, earning a small fortune. She writes about rooms in the Prince’s opulent palace “where absurdly beautiful women lounged on every inch of the upholstery” and exotic orgies ensued.

“I fell victim to Stockholm Syndrome,” Lauren writes. “I knew I was a hooker, but somehow I felt like Cinderella.” The Prince often loaned her to the Sultan for sex sessions, which she was compensated for with lavish shopping sprees. You’ll have to wait until publication for the really sexy bits. “Some Girls would have been riveting even if Lauren had merely illuminated the murky world of high-class prostitution,” notes author Jennifer Eagan.

Rihanna Wants some D*ck for xmas

November 25, 2009

I was wondering why I got a call from her the other night at 3AM

This is what I told her..

Cowboy’s know how to gang bang

September 30, 2009

You gotta do it big in Texas, i bet this is how these cowboys from broke back mountain get down in Dallas. Wonder bread is stright rocking the purple crayon Jersey. Click here to see how Dallas breaks in the new arena!